A drunk in a bar, command:

A drunk in a bar, command:

- Barman, two glasses of vodka;
After 10 minutes betivu:
- Barman two glasses of vodka;
bartender:
- Yes, why not order a glass at a time;
- I have a friend who went to Iraq and asked me to drink every time a glass for him;
- Then you understand perfectly, 'says the bartender.
After a month, the drunk get again in the bar
Bartender, a vodka please;
Bartender:
- Oh do not tell me that your friend died.
Drunk:
- Not dead, just as I was left to drink!