I have some wonderful children. Thank God that my wife cheated me
Until the wedding night, my wife was afraid of the dark. After that he saw me naked and then fear and light ...
My wife is the cook unfinished. We always say prayer after dinner ...
Once someone stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw looked somewhat like thieves. I replied that no, but noted the number plate ...
One day, I called my wife and I said: My dear, I think of you and suddenly hit me insane lust for love. To which she asked: But who's the phone?
I told my dentist that my teeth were yellowed. His advice was to go with a tie and brown ...
Today is one day absolutely negative. I awoke in the morning, I took the shirt and i broke two buttons. We seized briefcase - and they handle broke. Now I am afraid to walk down the toilet ...
I told my psychiatrist that are sad, because I hate myself all over the world. He said do not be ridiculous, because you do not yet met with everyone ...
When I was a kid my parents moved often from one house to another, but I found myself every time ...
My wife and me I lived happily for 20 years. Then we met each other ...
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