The general goes to visit a field hospital

The general goes to visit a field hospital:
- What kind of disease you suffer. young man?
- Hemorrhoids, sir!
- You know the treatment?
- Brush with methylene blue, sir!
- Do you have any desire?
- Food is a little ...
- Write sergeant: double portion and filling!
In another bed:
- What kind of disease you suffer. young man?
- Hemorrhoids, sir!
- You know the treatment?
- Brush with methylene blue, sir!
- Do you have any desire?
- I miss home.
- Write sergeant: two weeks holiday in the country!
And so are still some few patients suffering from hemorrhoids. In a corner stood a puny salon, woe to his mother:
- What kind of disease you suffer. young man?
- Tonsillitis, sir!
- You know the treatment?
- Brush with methylene blue, sir!
- Do you have any desire?
- Let us give a brush that we have only one ...