In restaurant...

A man sitting in a hotel bar and sees a cool girl at another table. Call the waiter and tells him to invite him to dinner. The waiter returns:
- Miss said he could not come because he has his prosthetic legs and creaking, but you may want to go to her table!
The man go, talk and finally invites her in his hotel room. Female refused because his hearing creaking, and invites him in the bushes. They go in the bushes, and start to f**k.
Two drunks later:
- Look, boys! That's more drunk than we: f**k a wheelbarrow!