A man sitting in a hotel bar and sees a cool girl at another table. Call the waiter and tells him to invite him to dinner. The waiter returns:
- Miss said he could not come because he has his prosthetic legs and creaking, but you may want to go to her table!
The man go, talk and finally invites her in his hotel room. Female refused because his hearing creaking, and invites him in the bushes. They go in the bushes, and start to f**k.
Two drunks later:
- Look, boys! That's more drunk than we: f**k a wheelbarrow!
Customer to waiter:...
Customer to waiter:
- I do not like surprises, so I say now: I have only $10. What do you recommend?
- Another restaurant.
- I do not like surprises, so I say now: I have only $10. What do you recommend?
- Another restaurant.
Man and woman
It's called a lucky man who earns more than his wife can spend. It's called a lucky woman who finds such a man.
The dog which does not bark
A guy knocks at the door of a house. A dog stands on two feet and says:
- Master is not home!
Type fainted with fright. When he returns, he asks the dog:
- Well, if you are a dog, why does not bark?
- I did not want to scare you!
- Master is not home!
Type fainted with fright. When he returns, he asks the dog:
- Well, if you are a dog, why does not bark?
- I did not want to scare you!
Joke with sailors
On a vessel of the U.S. Navy was a Chinese cook, who was the target of bad jokes made by the crew jokes that, no matter how bad it was not ever angry. One evening, after a few years, the crew decided it was time to end with bad jokes, which is why they called to notify him:
- Since you're on the boat I've done all sorts of gums, and you do not you upset at all. Promise you today that we will not make bad jokes.
- If you promise to not make bad jokes, then I promise to not pee in your soup!
- Since you're on the boat I've done all sorts of gums, and you do not you upset at all. Promise you today that we will not make bad jokes.
- If you promise to not make bad jokes, then I promise to not pee in your soup!
The doctor
The doctor comes out tired of the operating room. Meets with another doctor who asks him what happened. To which he replies:
- We had a very difficult operation. The patient, a policeman, did not have brain activity. I opened the skull and I could not believe my eyes. It was empty. Only one thread. For 4 hours, I thought that to your thread or not. Eventually, I cut it. And what do you think happened?
- What happened?
- I fell ears
- We had a very difficult operation. The patient, a policeman, did not have brain activity. I opened the skull and I could not believe my eyes. It was empty. Only one thread. For 4 hours, I thought that to your thread or not. Eventually, I cut it. And what do you think happened?
- What happened?
- I fell ears
Seorang pria istirahat bank ...
Seorang pria istirahat platform bank yang trading forex dan mengambil beberapa sandera. Tanyakan agresif pada catatan pertama:
-Katakan padaku kau sudah melihat merampok bank?
Penyanderaan menjawab:
-Ya!
Untuk tidak duduk pada pikiran, si pencuri menembaknya di kepala. Kemudian tanyakan hal yang sama sandera kedua.
Jawaban kedua sandera:
-Saya tidak Saya telah melihat ... tapi aku melihat ibuku!
-Katakan padaku kau sudah melihat merampok bank?
Penyanderaan menjawab:
-Ya!
Untuk tidak duduk pada pikiran, si pencuri menembaknya di kepala. Kemudian tanyakan hal yang sama sandera kedua.
Jawaban kedua sandera:
-Saya tidak Saya telah melihat ... tapi aku melihat ibuku!
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